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When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all...

 

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Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet? A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

 

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Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks? A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

 

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Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants? A: They've had little use.

 

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A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same...

 

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Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A: A new age song.

 

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Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.

 

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Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

 

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Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.

 

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Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it's electrified.