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Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

 

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Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous...

 

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Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves.

 

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Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

 

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Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First, third, and emergency.

 

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Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long? A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

 

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Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first? A: Who cares!

 

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Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

 

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A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist,...

 

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A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police...