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Mouse jokes

How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !

What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !

Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!

What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !

What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.

Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?

Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more, guys, I promise.

Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to do it.