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Monster jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein

What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !

How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !

What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !

Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !