More Jokes

Monster jokes

What can a monster do that you can't do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.

 

Monster jokes

What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.

 

Monster jokes

How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.

 

Monster jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.

 

Monster jokes

Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!

 

Monster jokes

Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons

 

Monster jokes

A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he was $15 in arrears.

 

Monster jokes

Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front? He was terribly moody because he couldn't see eye to eye...

 

Monster jokes

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

 

Monster jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.