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Mouse jokes

What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !

What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !

What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !

What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !

What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !

Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose !

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !

What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !

What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !