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Old age jokes
When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you are older, you will settle for being the master of...
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Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at...
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There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided that a nusring for the aged would be appropriate....
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your...
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A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses...
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An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next...
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Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last...
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A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked,...
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Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking...
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An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE...
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