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There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get...

 

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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the...

 

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A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies...

 

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The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time,...

 

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Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them...

 

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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To...

 

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A small boy is sent to bed by his father... [Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"...

 

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Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

 

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What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and Mummy.

 

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When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner.