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Pig jokes

What do you call a crafty pig? CunningHam

What do you call a lady pig planting seeds? A sow sow.

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry? A pig pig.

What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!

What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!

What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.

What do you call a pig with good table manners? Sick.

What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!

What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog!

What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine.