More Jokes
What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?
A hog hog.
What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?
Crashing boars.
What do you call the story of The Three Little
Pigs?
A pig tail!
What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?
Rub
him with oinkment.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a
canary?
I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and
sings, all
your lights go out
What do you get when you cross a pig with an
elephant?
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
What do you give a
sick pig?
Oinkment!
What do you say to a naked pig?
"I never
sausage a body."
What does a pig use to write his term
papers
with?
Pen and Oink!
What goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.