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Aardvark jokes

What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!

 

Aardvark jokes

Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!

 

Aardvark jokes

Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion? Tanto

 

Aardvark jokes

Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would,...

 

Aardvark jokes

I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don't really know. I've heard it growling, it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite?...

 

Aardvark jokes

What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.

 

Aardvark jokes

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. "How much are your...

 

Aardvark jokes

How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

 

Aardvark jokes

Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

 

Aardvark jokes

Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard