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Aardvark jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!

What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!

What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!

What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't? Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!