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Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin

 

Computer jokes

You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they've always been blue!

 

Computer jokes

Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard? Buttons.

 

Computer jokes

Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is.

 

Computer jokes

Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose.

 

Computer jokes

Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.

 

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

 

Computer jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

 

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Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

 

Computer jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a computer. My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery right away! I can't, my power cable won't reach that far.