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Computer jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer. You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins. No, thanks. But I could do with some new...

 

Computer jokes

Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses "windows".

 

Computer jokes

Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!

 

Aardvark jokes

What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!

 

Aardvark jokes

What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!

 

Aardvark jokes

Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!

 

Aardvark jokes

Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!

 

Aardvark jokes

What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs? It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!

 

Aardvark jokes

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!

 

Aardvark jokes

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!