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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it ''could not find the printer.''...
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"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?" " My right hand." " Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."
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Computer helpline? Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....
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Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!
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Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling.
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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.
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I've been on my computer all night! Don't you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?
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I've been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website. That's because you're supposed to sit facing the screen.
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Mum, Mum, Dad's broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head.
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