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The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning...

 

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.

 

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They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?" The computer bleeped for...

 

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The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

 

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The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy...

 

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A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window and broke a leg....

 

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How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They try to fix the old one. "We looked at the light fixture and decided...

 

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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? "You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would...

 

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

 

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How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC7500439-001, Multitasking...