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A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace - was doing nothing,...

 

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After a caller gave a technician her PC's serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see you have an Aptiva" desktop...

 

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There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of...

 

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"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, I'll take two."

 

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Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can...

 

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Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.

 

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.

 

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Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.

 

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Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.

 

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Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium, all of the above A:...