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A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the disk in, asked the tech to...

 

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A customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was...

 

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A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me a couple of friends," the...

 

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A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the...

 

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A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid". The tech explained that the...

 

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An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her...

 

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Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20...

 

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Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and it still wasn't working,...

 

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Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"

 

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Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to use Arabic language in Windows,...