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I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it...
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Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years
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Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night? No wonder you called the company Microsoft
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One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He...
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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when...
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Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one....
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A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions....
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Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block.
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Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut.
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