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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.

 

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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... Oh, wait a minute, he already does.

 

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write...

 

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to...

 

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Dear Boss, I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem makes any sense to me....

 

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A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the...

 

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Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

 

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Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision...

 

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Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?",...

 

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You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!! As we ain't got no programin' experience, this here Virus works on the honor system. Please...