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Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important people to send my message...
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I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old, but it's got to...
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Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer guy, over to her desk. Prem...
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Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me... My husband ran off with his secretary, My son pierced his eyebrow, My daughter tattooed the bald...
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After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival....
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My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a window before.
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Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider -- It has its own website.
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Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the bickering and told them that...
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Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!
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