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An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech...

 

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A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard...

 

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While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said "File not found". I told him...

 

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Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating...

 

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Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.

 

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The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don't buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don't plug it in. 3) If you do plug it in, sell it and...

 

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Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any"...

 

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Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the...

 

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A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. After...

 

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A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with...