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Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the wrong software installed in my computer." Tech...
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Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!...
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Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesn't work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac off, hold down the mouse...
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Customer: "Hi, I'm supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"
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Customer: "I've been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automatically -- but there's a bug...
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Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. I'm going to type it in again."
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Customer: "Why didn't you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call waiting." Customer: "Well,...
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Customer: "It says I've performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"
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Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."
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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when...
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