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What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.

Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the...

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

Do vampires get AIDS?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!