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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.

 

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YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.

 

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A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd,...

 

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A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible...

 

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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting...

 

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A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked. "The side that pays your fee," replied the doctor.

 

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Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during...

 

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Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

 

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

 

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!