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Witch jokes

Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

How do you fix a woman's watch? - It doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog. He'll shut up once you...

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that won't do what she's told.

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so...