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Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became...

You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across (separately) the ghosts of Sir Winston...

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

'You never get anything right,' complained the teacher. 'What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school ?' 'Well, I want to be the...

What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come and look at the rain, dear.'

How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !

What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.

Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.