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Teeth jokes

A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. "Oh, dear," he said, "whatever shall I do? I can't...

 

Telephone jokes

After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone...

 

Telephone jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.

 

Telephone jokes

What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.

 

Telephone jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in the night.

 

Telephone jokes

At three o'clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone. He staggered downstairs and answered...

 

Time jokes

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the...

 

Time jokes

A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park...

 

Time jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!

 

Time jokes

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.