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Snowman jokes

Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !

What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !

President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain...

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !

A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The...

Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!

How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!

Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!