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Restaurant jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.

 

Salesmen jokes

A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. "I will grant you three wishes," announced the...

 

Salesmen jokes

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? "Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

 

Salesmen jokes

A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through...

 

Salesmen jokes

Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, "I'm...

 

Salesmen jokes

A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the car and look at the...

 

School jokes

Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!

 

School jokes

Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

 

School jokes

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

 

School jokes

Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school