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When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats ask for a "Bud."

The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him. "Name?" "Brendan O'Connor." "Same...

Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for...

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice...

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened this...

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer...

A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.

Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now. Mother...

Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.

Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee!