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A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "How'd the meeting go?" asks the...
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How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done, everyone says that...
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Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor.
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Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? A: Root position cords.
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Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" A: The other replies,...
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