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Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing. What's the matter?...

What brings the monster's babies? The Frankenstork.

Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.

How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.

One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze...

What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !