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Marriage jokes

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

 

Men jokes

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but...

 

Men jokes

Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

 

Men jokes

Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

 

Men jokes

Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

 

Men jokes

Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.

 

Mental health jokes

Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in the US perhaps, but certainly...

 

Mental health jokes

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To...

 

Mental health jokes

A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end...

 

Mental health jokes

A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the shoulder. The psychologist...