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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber's floor !

 

Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba'out turn ! Quick march!

 

Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ? Abbey stung me on the nose !

 

Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H... !

 

Lawyer jokes

A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked. "The side that pays your fee," replied the doctor.

 

Lawyer jokes

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense's closing...

 

Lawyer jokes

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through...

 

Lawyer jokes

If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

 

Lawyer jokes

The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five...

 

Letter jokes

Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. "What's the matter?" asked her companion. "Oh dear,"...