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Idiot and fool jokes

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up...

 

Idiot and fool jokes

I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it cause it was prettier than most. The clerk said, "It's made in Germany"....

 

Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day....

 

Idiot and fool jokes

She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops.

 

Insect jokes

What goes hum-choo, hum choo? A bee with a cold !

 

Insect jokes

What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven !

 

Insect jokes

What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !

 

Insect jokes

Where would you put an injured insect ? In an antbulance !

 

Insect jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !

 

Internet jokes

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.