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Heaven and hell jokes

A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer...

 

Heaven and hell jokes

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one,...

 

Heaven and hell jokes

A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to...

 

Heaven and hell jokes

Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask you each a simple...

 

Horse jokes

"Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you'll probably beat her too!"

 

Horse jokes

A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet

 

Horse jokes

As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!

 

Horse jokes

Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!

 

Horse jokes

Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!

 

Humor jokes

How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You pokemon