More Jokes

Gorilla jokes

Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

 

Gorilla jokes

Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead.

 

Gorilla jokes

Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!

 

Gorilla jokes

Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces.

 

Halloween jokes

What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.

 

Halloween jokes

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.

 

Halloween jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!

 

Halloween jokes

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.

 

Halloween jokes

What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.

 

Hair and bald jokes

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks....