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Fishing jokes

If you're fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!

 

Fishing jokes

Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold

 

Fishing jokes

Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? A:Damn

 

Fishing jokes

It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice that one guy kept coming home with his...

 

Food jokes

Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby, what's SHAKING!

 

Food jokes

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for...

 

Food jokes

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it...

 

Food jokes

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it...

 

Food jokes

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the...

 

Frog jokes

A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK BUK" Not sure she was sane she...