More Jokes

Easter jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!

 

Easter jokes

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!

 

Easter jokes

Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!

 

Easter jokes

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!

 

Elephant jokes

Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns.

 

Elephant jokes

'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do...

 

Elephant jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !

 

Elephant jokes

What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !

 

Elephant jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !

 

Face jokes

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face? A mousetache.