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Dog jokes

A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded. One day a woman knocked...

 

Dog jokes

A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound....

 

Dog jokes

A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said "Sorry mate no dogs allowed in here!" The dog said "Oh please don't be like that, I'm trained and...

 

Dog jokes

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a...

 

E-mail jokes

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

 

E-mail jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.

 

E-mail jokes

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

 

E-mail jokes

Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring.

 

E-mail jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.

 

Easter jokes

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!