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Dinosaur jokes

Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

 

Dinosaur jokes

Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!

 

Dinosaur jokes

Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.

 

Dinosaur jokes

Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!

 

Dirty jokes

An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is...

 

Dirty jokes

Two Marines were sitting around talking one day. The first Marine asked the second Marine, "If they were to drop a bomb right now, what would be the...

 

Dirty jokes

The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to...

 

Dirty jokes

What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

 

Dirty jokes

What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

 

Divorce jokes

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres...