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Criminal jokes

A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. "Yes," replied the...

 

Criminal jokes

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given...

 

Criminal jokes

A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned...

 

Criminal jokes

Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the...

 

Dance jokes

Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!

 

Dance jokes

Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

 

Dance jokes

Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)

 

Dance jokes

Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop

 

Dance jokes

Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes,...

 

Dead and dying jokes

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her...