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Cow jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !

 

Cow jokes

Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of cows. Farmer: No, I...

 

Cow jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.

 

Cow jokes

A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, he's a lot safer than...

 

Cowboy jokes

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy,...

 

Cowboy jokes

Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign...

 

Cowboy jokes

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever have an...

 

Cowboy jokes

Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!

 

Cowboy jokes

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden...

 

Criminal jokes

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that...