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Children jokes

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. "Davy, what noise does...

 

Children jokes

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.

 

Children jokes

A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd,...

 

Children jokes

A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say,"I'm Janey...

 

Christmas jokes

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

 

Christmas jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !

 

Christmas jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it !

 

Christmas jokes

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !

 

Christmas jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !

 

Clinton jokes

Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I'm about to hurt you"? A: "Trust me."