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Cannibal jokes

Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.

 

Cannibal jokes

Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

 

Cannibal jokes

When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.

 

Cannibal jokes

What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.

 

Business jokes

These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays. So one asked the other that if the boss left early next...

 

Business jokes

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and...

 

Business jokes

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director...

 

Business jokes

There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his...

 

Business jokes

When Abraham Liebowitz gets to school he discovers that he is the only Jewish kid in the class. But it's a decent town and nobody really bothers...

 

Car and train jokes

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette...