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Car and train jokes

A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn't put...

 

Car and train jokes

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just...

 

Car and train jokes

One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street they had to turn on to get to...

 

Car and train jokes

A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop. He says to...

 

Cat jokes

For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats:...

 

Cat jokes

A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man "I can't believe what I'm seeing, a cat that plays...

 

Cat jokes

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he...

 

Cat jokes

Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!

 

Cat jokes

Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum.

 

Children jokes

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the...