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Clinton jokes

Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase.

 

Clinton jokes

Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.

 

Clinton jokes

Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country,...

 

Clinton jokes

Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes.

 

College jokes

An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect to be ten...

 

College jokes

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college man. Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.

 

College jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.

 

College jokes

How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.

 

College jokes

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? "Nowledge."

 

Cow jokes

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.