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Divorce jokes
Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby...
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Divorce jokes
Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days who are excellent "housekeepers". Seems each time they get a divorce, they keep...
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Divorce jokes
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I'm going to award her alimony in...
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Divorce jokes
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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Doctor and nurse jokes
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By...
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Doctor and nurse jokes
Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.
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Doctor and nurse jokes
The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I...
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Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did!
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Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
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Dog jokes
A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet confused said "Why do you want me to do that? the dogs...
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