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Frog jokes

Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!

 

Frog jokes

I'd like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.

 

Frog jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !

 

Frog jokes

What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !

 

Ghost jokes

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars.

 

Ghost jokes

What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt.

 

Ghost jokes

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak.

 

Ghost jokes

Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.

 

Ghost jokes

Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.

 

Gorilla jokes

A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls...